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May 6, 2011
Dogbert is not a compulsive or pathological liar. He is a deliberate liar. He lies only when it suits his purposes, and is capable of refraining from lying on those rare occasions when telling the truth suits his schemes better.

So, it isn't that he never tells the truth. It is that he only tells the truth when it suits him.
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Apr 30, 2011
But Dogbert isn't talking to anyone. He wouldn't lie to himself ... would he?
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Dec 9, 2010
Wait, Dogbert is a good liar, and he says the first lesson is the cruelest...
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