STRIP FOR May 7, 2008
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User Name: skintigh
May 7, 2008
-3
Three things
1) "Data" is plural. A true engineer would know that, and say "The data are wrong."
2) This is the slowest fcking website I have ever seen. The fastest a strip has ever loaded is 2 minutes, though once it took 5 minutes. The stupidest fcking thing is that the strip loads first and flashes on the screen for a fraction of a second and then I have to wait 2 to 5 minutes for the flash to load and run. I mean, the old side was pretty god damn stupid, with a menu made out of 50 little jpgs instead of one big jpg, forcing 50 connections and downloads when it could have been done in one download of all of 50k, but this one seriously takes the cake. I am sure it would be much faster at home, but at work it's like watching grass grow.
3) Who the hell thought it was a good idea to force the user to horizontally scroll through a comic? Did someone actually sit down and say "You know what the web needs more of? Pages you have to scroll horizontally to read. People LOVE when content that could fit on a page doesn't, so lets do that with a comic!"
1) "Data" is plural. A true engineer would know that, and say "The data are wrong."
2) This is the slowest fcking website I have ever seen. The fastest a strip has ever loaded is 2 minutes, though once it took 5 minutes. The stupidest fcking thing is that the strip loads first and flashes on the screen for a fraction of a second and then I have to wait 2 to 5 minutes for the flash to load and run. I mean, the old side was pretty god damn stupid, with a menu made out of 50 little jpgs instead of one big jpg, forcing 50 connections and downloads when it could have been done in one download of all of 50k, but this one seriously takes the cake. I am sure it would be much faster at home, but at work it's like watching grass grow.
3) Who the hell thought it was a good idea to force the user to horizontally scroll through a comic? Did someone actually sit down and say "You know what the web needs more of? Pages you have to scroll horizontally to read. People LOVE when content that could fit on a page doesn't, so lets do that with a comic!"
User Name: stouffvillian
May 7, 2008
+2
I see Beta in fairly big letters up there, so complaints were probably expected. The RSS feed is great though. It's like having your first coffee of the day brought to your desk for you. You have to wait a bit for the guy to let go of the damn cup before you can finally start drinking, but the service is still appreciated. (The symptoms of missing my morning coffee and missing my daily Dilbert are similar.)
User Name: kzy
May 7, 2008
0
Yes folks - if it is at all possible (or even a word) data can be "wronger". I LOVE THIS STRIP
Sadly I have to say, "you must be related to the pointy haired boss" ?!?!? Maneuvering around and page loading realyL slows down the enjoyment factor.
I have always loved the strip, now it's like catbert. It's harder to love, so it will be loved less frequently.
Sadly I have to say, "you must be related to the pointy haired boss" ?!?!? Maneuvering around and page loading realyL slows down the enjoyment factor.
I have always loved the strip, now it's like catbert. It's harder to love, so it will be loved less frequently.
User Name: asdfghjkl
May 7, 2008
+3
John The Wire- instead of simply cutting and pasting your standard daily complaint, try reading someone else's comments (aka InselAffe) to find out how to weed out the excess flash:
http://www.dilbert.com/fast
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