Q: Do you, by any chance, have a live feed camera in my office?
My boss thinks that 'my enthusiasm for my work' has dwindled lately (he has NO idea). His solution to this is to dig up minute assignments that make me feel like either his mother or his secretary (I'm neither) 'cause, apparently, if I just realise how !$%*!$ working COULD be, I'll be grateful to return to the complete intellectual void that was my workday until about 2 weeks ago.
So far, I've 'accidently' kicked him twice in the cafeteria (once in the shin and once in the thigh as I sat down)...