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User Name: mctanaka Aug 8, 2008
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I wonder how many feet has Dogbert burnt so far so he could know what does an actual burning foot smell like...
 
 
User Name: ben=catbert Aug 7, 2008
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it would have been funnier if I knew what 'cook the books' meant the first time I read it.
 
 
User Name: Porkins_6 Aug 7, 2008
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User Name: triso Aug 7, 2008
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To "Cook the Books" is to perform creative accounting upon them. In this case, "We shipped zero units this quarter," implies zero revenue. Creative accounting (ala Enron, Apple or Nortel) will fix that.
 
 
User Name: Bearwalk Aug 7, 2008
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I don't get it. Does he not like raw numbers or something?
 
 
 

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