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Feb 12, 2010
The company always teeters on the brink of bankrupcy; it never makes any profit; it has merged with every other company in the universe (including Galactic Protein); enough Ted's have been downsized to shrink the workforce to -3. Face it, this is Dilbert-universe, it does not follow the same exact laws of logic as ours does.
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Mar 1, 2009
Dilberts company didn't crumble because their employees never followed the "business plan"... (they were smart enough to realise the boss is a moron)
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Oct 30, 2008
i wonder why Dilbert's company doesn't crumble if it only takes six months.
Oct 14, 2008
-_- the joke here is that they went with the companies business plan and subsequently lost their shirts.

ever heard that expression?
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Aug 28, 2008
They used PHB's business plan...
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