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Oct 29, 2009
My eternal sympathies atsukoarai, my brother eats the same way, and he's 21. He's also never had a job.
Mar 2, 2009
I'm printing this one out & puting it right next to the one from July 23, 2007. The girl in the next cubicle is the worst person to have to sit next to during her lunch break...
Oct 14, 2008
That's how my brother eats. He never learned how to close his mouth. ever. he's 25. Still eats like a little baby. It's disgusting.

ugh... lol wally...
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Sep 20, 2008
This one's really funny and related to real life. I have no idea why it is rated so low.

Common, don't nitpick the words. "slurper" is something that slurps and "boop" is just a sound representation. Is this so hard to understand?
Sep 20, 2008
I'm positive daggle1 is right: The "slurper" is not the beverage, but Wally's own lips, which he's extending as if they were a bionic annoy-the-coworker device built into his body. Which, in Wally's case, who knows? It might be.

The "boop" is his whimsical "device ready" sound.
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