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Apr 4, 2013
Now now, people don't like crazed ramblings with no coherence. Your rant makes no sense. I have no idea what you are talking about. If you are trying to jokingly make your own framed comic utilizing silly modern USA issues and problems, it makes no sense. It might be clever if each "frame" corresponded to the one after. All this looks like is like you are schizophrenic and rambling like a nutcase.
Jan 31, 2011
Frame 1.

I already did the paperwork for you. You are married.

Frame 2.

But you didnt gain any leave of abscence from your place of work. So i am refusing you rights of access to your family, unborn child, born child, wife and anyone else you might have met. Heres to Dysentry. - chink -

Frame 3.

Looks like i'm on my own - Oh !$%*! im a schzophrenic.

Frame 4.

Thinktanks are supposed to think, not crush students' legs.

Frame 5.

No, i dont think i will become a saint. The holy water wasnt real, it was from your bedroom tap. I assume you will now proceed to burn my face off.

Frame 6.

Oh !$%*! the Kids in the Hall sketch reference didnt pay off. I really am as short sighted as Dilbert. - Perspective -

Frame 7.

We cant pay compensation. Its above the year's national debt.
I have LawYers, you know (I guess you really don't, yet...)

Frame 8, When Do The Frames Ever Stop?.

Yes. This country Really Did Waste Its Best Entrepreneur In The Span Of The Last 25 Years and counting. Like, who did get you a Job in the first instance? Hog boss, Fat Cat, Exchange long running business reliant???
+16 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 29, 2010
I'm shocked!! It seems like the PHB has learned the pattern and is trying to take advantage of it.
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Jun 16, 2010
And to think in later comics Dilbert complains when his PHB makes him do sales related jobs. Clearly he brought it upon himself.
Oct 27, 2008
yeah, Scott should animate this one *wink wink*
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