I once overheard the admin people talking about running experiments on us tech in regards to how much soda they put out at one time. To which I interjected, "Are we some sort of mice in your experiment?" As I left the room I exclaimed: "Who keeps moving my cheese!"
Ok, for those of you who don't know, scott adams is referring to a book, "Who moved my cheese" by Spencer Johnson M.D. I actually just read it yesterday for the first time.