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Jan 8, 2009
OR he's a real person pretending to be a hologram pretending to be a real person!
Dec 12, 2008
General motors?
Dec 12, 2008
I think it is more likely that he is a hologram manipulated by Dogbert, which is a good way to get enough money to rule the world - especially with the government bailout...

Anyway, how did he manage to push Dilbert through the window? Magnetic force perhaps?
Either that or Dilbert threw himself so he could, with his lawsuit, "narrow the gap between executive and worker pay".
Dec 12, 2008
I wonder if the hologram gets phantom stock.
Dec 12, 2008
A hologram that makes SIX TIMES the average salary of the company, I might add!
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