Yeah, we've got someone like that. Say something to him, and the first word out of his mouth is almost always "no." He has to automatically disagree with you to show he knows more than you. It's unconscious on his part, but that doesn't make it any easier.
Two thumbs up for frame four from me, Scott! Most people would have embraced the "death culture" and written it as, "Because you're one of those jerks THAT automatically disagrees with everyone." Beginning a sentence with the word "because" aside, it's a GREAT sentence and a DELIGHT to read for my eyes weary of seeing the "THAT" version of the sentence everywhere.
What kills me still, is that everyone has flatscreens!