To lorc1313. I used to work with the same type of guy. It didn't matter how good someone's story or past job was, he'd always top it. The guy had apparently done everything. We couldn't help but laugh sometimes
I like this one it brings back memories of a guy (a nice guy) who would always try and go one better.
Whatever job you mentioned he had done it so one day for a bit of fun we added up all the years he had spent at his 'jobs' that he had told us about and it worked out that he was almost as old as the highlander from the movie of the same name!!