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Jan 25, 2009
I think he should start charging the company an advertising fee every time he introduced himself and start wearing Dilbertfiles.com merchandise. Now that would be funny!!!!
 
 
Jan 24, 2009
..Perhaps "The engineer formerly known as Dilbert?" Or maybe a symbol, like an Omega.
 
 
Jan 24, 2009
Sheesh, buy a sense of humour, guys.

For all his smarts, Dilbert isn't very bright, really. He could start using a pseudonym (with hilarious results...)
 
 
Jan 24, 2009
I am pretty sure last time I checked I didn't choose to pay my taxes, and I am petty sure I have no say in were that money goes, I am also pretty sure that with in the next year I will take home less of my pay check due to taxes.

But I do have to agree, it is funny.
 
 
Jan 24, 2009
A little paranoid don't you think?

The government isn't trying to control you. You get to choose where you work, where you go to school, what you learn, where you live, how to spend your money, who your friends are, whether your conservative or liberal, homosexual or heterosexual, and much much more. Where you got the conception of that the government trying to control us and make us their slaves is beyond me. And an oligarchy is practically a dictatorship with multiple leaders. Last time I checked we vote for our leaders. Check that. You get to CHOOSE whether or not to vote for your leaders.

And as for how they know? Who cares? It's funny. That's all I care.
 
 
 
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