Why would you make your username scottadamsisgay? Why? And typing it all in caps too. Then there's the complete absence of usefull punctuation in your post. Plus you've picked one of the highest rated cartoons to shout at. Don't even get me started on the spelling of exclamation mark dollar sign percentage asterix.
All in all I think this is a good opertunity to see just how far it is possible to rank a post down. If you don't have an account already, create one today and join us in this little experiment.
As usual, Dilbert in today's strip finds himself in a damned if you do; damned if you don't situation - explained in the sixth frame. It ends up that his gut reaction to the situation is what KILLED Carl. *laughter* Either solution Ted offers initially will cost A LOT of money to fix or repair. Ted throws him a useless lifeline in the last frame by explaining that in the end, it's all common sense. This is WAY too funny and way too true, Scott! You get a "well-written" comment from me vs. what the OTHER person who's answered so far has written.