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Mar 11, 2009
When our high tech company merged with another high tech company, we got an email that said "Talent selection will begin next week." What an absurd way to describe a layoff! Anyway, a friend of mine that had been with the company for 13 years got laid off. After serving the company for 13 years, she was no longer talented enough?!

I survived the layoff because I brushed up on my song-and-dance act which included a dachshund (wiener dog). I think the animal act one them over!
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Mar 2, 2009
My boss is overcommunicator :)). It's good that my moral compas is still working fine. Or it's not?
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Mar 1, 2009
beautiful example of the class struggle
Mar 1, 2009
Best one yet on boss "put the foot in the mouth" gaff great job!
Mar 1, 2009
Dilbert is expressing a slightly flawed premis. The implication is that the typical talent level will be improved. Many of the current employees are likely doing fine according to the new standard.
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