STRIP FOR Mar 27, 2009
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User Name: yohannbiimu
Mar 27, 2009
+4
Methinks that Dogbert, rather than going for a total takeover of humanity in one fell swoop (where he would quickly lose interest and relinquish it), he's going more incrementally and is going to torment us as long as possible before he lowers the boom. Then the accomplishment of it will be most sweet. Sieg Heil--arf, arf!!!
User Name: tessla
Mar 27, 2009
0
Sadly this is the lawsuit ear. Dogbert will be sued and louse it all just for throwing that cup.
Provided that his victim knows that.
Provided that his victim knows that.
User Name: Roger_the_Intern
Mar 27, 2009
+3
@Kevin:
These are HILLARIOUS! Good job, keep it up.
Btw, where is the RAPE stock price going to level off? I have a 401(k) to re-invest. lol
These are HILLARIOUS! Good job, keep it up.
Btw, where is the RAPE stock price going to level off? I have a 401(k) to re-invest. lol
User Name: AsstEvlHmnRcrsDrctr
Mar 27, 2009
+6
Of course it isn't the dotcom era. Then, rich people got rich by their hard work and determination. Now, like dogbert, get rich of the misery and suffering of others.
User Name: KevinKunreuther
Mar 27, 2009
+2
news in brief - in a move applauded by prurient day trading Wall Street vultures, chemically dependent conservative talk show hosts in denial and Elbonian lobster-vampires feeding off the carcasses of liberally biased manatees, RAPE CEO Dogbert literally fired half the company's labor force - from a very large cannon. "I was aiming for Mars, but they all burned up in the atmosphere before reaching escape velocity - either way, the Bureau of Labor Statistics are satisfied, that's that much less of a head count in next month's unemployment numbers. With this immediate increase our cash situation, I may actually consider the possibility of entertaining a dividend for our shareholders when and if I feel like it." RAPE shares value tripled at the opening bell, mutual fund managers and individual investors are snapping up shares like Girl Scout cookies. Currently RAPE is trading at USD 16.11.
Jim Cramer, while commenting on the current bubble that is RAPE, was tranquilized live on the air when he tore off his pants and started furiously abusing himself with both hands, screaming "Valhalla!Valhalla! Valhalla!"
Jim Cramer, while commenting on the current bubble that is RAPE, was tranquilized live on the air when he tore off his pants and started furiously abusing himself with both hands, screaming "Valhalla!Valhalla! Valhalla!"
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