STRIP FOR Mar 30, 2009
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User Name: Roger_the_Intern
Apr 1, 2009
-3
Yay! I've got (hate) mail! hahaha
You're right, I have no idea what you are talking about. Political pundits irritate me, I don't care what side they are on. Unlike the fools that listen to talk radio, I prefer to do my own research into cadidates and what they stand for. So far I haven't found many worthy candidates beyond the level of School Board Trustee.
Instead of relying on someone else's Yellow Journalism, why not try to find out what is REALLY going on sometime and look at voting records? Don't rely on what some party-funded spin doctor THINKS you should know about the issues.
You're right, I have no idea what you are talking about. Political pundits irritate me, I don't care what side they are on. Unlike the fools that listen to talk radio, I prefer to do my own research into cadidates and what they stand for. So far I haven't found many worthy candidates beyond the level of School Board Trustee.
Instead of relying on someone else's Yellow Journalism, why not try to find out what is REALLY going on sometime and look at voting records? Don't rely on what some party-funded spin doctor THINKS you should know about the issues.
User Name: yohannbiimu
Mar 31, 2009
-1
Say Roger, what do you know about Limbaugh's commentary, other than what you've been told by Keith Olbermann? I seriously doubt that you have any idea what you are talking about.
User Name: Roger_the_Intern
Mar 30, 2009
-6
@ Kevin:
Beck assasinating Rush Limbaugh sounds good to me! hahaha Never did like that puppet/tool. (@ Rush: Try using your noggin for something other than an Oxycontin recepticle sometime, will you? Republicans should be smarter than that, and your commentary irritates me.)
Maybe if we (the GOP) had a better spokesman, we'd have an old geezer in office right now! lol
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an imitation Armani to dry clean..
R
Beck assasinating Rush Limbaugh sounds good to me! hahaha Never did like that puppet/tool. (@ Rush: Try using your noggin for something other than an Oxycontin recepticle sometime, will you? Republicans should be smarter than that, and your commentary irritates me.)
Maybe if we (the GOP) had a better spokesman, we'd have an old geezer in office right now! lol
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an imitation Armani to dry clean..
R
User Name: KevinKunreuther
Mar 30, 2009
0
news in brief - press release - RAPE announced a new name change, to Revalued AmeriProducts Enterprises; denied reports that CEO Dogbert has sold his 51% holdings in RAPE to a consortium headed by former ComRob AmeriProducts CEO Roger "Cleanhead" Jones for "a ginormous amount of cash that in no way was funneled from the AIG bailout, we swear"; that CEO Dogbert had resigned because he was "bored" and was retiring to his island fortress in the South China Sea, "swimming in a pool of the billions of billions moolah" of his retirement compensation and bonus; also announced a new pair of financial derivatives called an Apocalypse Holy Cow Ordinary Occurrence (ACHOO) and the Believably Less Entertaining Social Situation - Yield Over/Under (BLESS YOU). Investors would buy the notes in tandem, the latter acting as a hedge against the outcome of the former. Explaining how the derivative would work, Chief Fiduciary Bag Fred Notted frothed happily over his Armani suit,"Say you had special knowledge of a doodle found in the trashbin at the Rand Corporation, describing a situation where China and India bury the hatchet and combine their economic resources, dump all their all their U.S. Treasury note holdings for Japanese yen and gold bullion, take over the IMF with Russia and have them replace the U.S. dollar with Special Drawing Rights or XDRs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Drawing_Rights), short the euro into oblivion, forcing Ireland to abandon the EU and form an economic political union with Brazil, then FOX News commentator Glenn Beck assassinates Rush Limbaugh with a twenty pound live lobster, becoming the de facto High Chancellor of the G.O.P., leading to a crazed far right wing plot to blow up The U.S. Capitol building during a Million Man Putsch and sell the State of New York and all of New England to Canada. Wait, let me, let me, uh, wipe up all this saliva, boy there's a heckuva lot of it, isn't it? Anyway, you got this special knowledge, you could turn that into an ACHOO, and you could cover yourself with a BLESS YOU. Pretty neat, huh?"
The market at this time currently agrees, RAPE shares rising sixteen dollars at the opening bell. Jim Cramer of CNBC was unavailable for comment, so we asked John Stewart of The Daily Show to smirk for us (http://blogs.salon.com/0002007/images/JonStewartRichardAvedon.jpg).
- LATE BULLETIN - rumors abound RAPE management is taking moves to take company private, causing shares to further skyrocket. CEO Dogbert made a 3-D video conference appearance from his money bin on his private island fortress, "First time I heard of it, but hey, go nuts, Wall Street, there's always that dividend I may hand out if I don't take RAPE private ." Dogbert's image disappeared with a whoosh, but the audible on the mic left on sounded like someone swimming in piles of piles cash.
The market at this time currently agrees, RAPE shares rising sixteen dollars at the opening bell. Jim Cramer of CNBC was unavailable for comment, so we asked John Stewart of The Daily Show to smirk for us (http://blogs.salon.com/0002007/images/JonStewartRichardAvedon.jpg).
- LATE BULLETIN - rumors abound RAPE management is taking moves to take company private, causing shares to further skyrocket. CEO Dogbert made a 3-D video conference appearance from his money bin on his private island fortress, "First time I heard of it, but hey, go nuts, Wall Street, there's always that dividend I may hand out if I don't take RAPE private ." Dogbert's image disappeared with a whoosh, but the audible on the mic left on sounded like someone swimming in piles of piles cash.
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