STRIP FOR Mar 31, 2009
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User Name: nood1e
Mar 31, 2009
+2
this would be a nice escape from my bosses one-hundred-something bad puns and not-quite-dirty jokes A DAY! and yes, they are the same 3 or 4 puns and jokes repeated over and over and over and over!
User Name: KevinKunreuther
Mar 31, 2009
+8
Notice in second panel, DIlbert is tightly clutching his tie in mute horror ...
User Name: KevinKunreuther
Mar 31, 2009
+1
1.)news in brief is on vacation
2.)I used to live across the street from the Opera Lady - all hours of day and night - very loud badly sung arias and scales - it sounded like the victim of a slasher movie being tortured constantly - the next door neighbor solved the problem - they bought huge speakers for their stereo - pointed them directly towards the Opera Lady's domicile - turned the volume and bass up and played "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath. Besides sterilizing all the stray cats within a two hundred yard circumference, stunning the local avian population out of the trees onto the ground flayling about on their backs and making the ground open up and spit up long buried carcasses of lost Leni Lenape warriors from a long forgotten battle concerning the harvesting of blue crabs in the nearby Raritan Bay, Opera Lady came running out, screaming like an incomprehensible banshee, which was normal for her, but the police came with the boys with the straitjackets and took her away. Good times indeed!
2.)I used to live across the street from the Opera Lady - all hours of day and night - very loud badly sung arias and scales - it sounded like the victim of a slasher movie being tortured constantly - the next door neighbor solved the problem - they bought huge speakers for their stereo - pointed them directly towards the Opera Lady's domicile - turned the volume and bass up and played "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath. Besides sterilizing all the stray cats within a two hundred yard circumference, stunning the local avian population out of the trees onto the ground flayling about on their backs and making the ground open up and spit up long buried carcasses of lost Leni Lenape warriors from a long forgotten battle concerning the harvesting of blue crabs in the nearby Raritan Bay, Opera Lady came running out, screaming like an incomprehensible banshee, which was normal for her, but the police came with the boys with the straitjackets and took her away. Good times indeed!
User Name: Ham24
Mar 31, 2009
-1
Is it the same as being in an office next to people who sing too much? I enjoy Smooth Groove Love Songs sung very badly. Really, I do!
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