STRIP FOR Apr 1, 2009
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User Name: DrummerManGJ7
Apr 2, 2009
0
don't worry carol just give up hope of keeping our cuernt job. the boss is retarded
User Name: savage884
Apr 1, 2009
0
[soapbox tone = "pomp, ceremony, self-importance"]
For the past few weeks, I've been taking advantage of my break time to read through the archives--starting back in 1989, of course. It has been a disheartening experience, unfortunately, as I see the vast amount of time and effort that has gone into addressing one specific problem and, particularly, as I see all of that time and effort going to waste. Tragic, really.
Fact is, once a person has commented on an online venue, one can only assume that person will move on and not return "to the scene of the crime," as it were. I believe, therefore, that all efforts in letting a certain individual know how the community at large feels regarding his presence have been ineffective. One can only imagine that this would be the best possible use of a time machine: to go back and post before the offending poster so that he or she knows that their comments are unnecessary and, indeed, unwelcome.
I now seek to address this problem.
[/soapbox]
[tldrsummary tone = "comical, hostile, bloodthirsty"]
DIE, SPINNER.
[/tldrsummary]
For the past few weeks, I've been taking advantage of my break time to read through the archives--starting back in 1989, of course. It has been a disheartening experience, unfortunately, as I see the vast amount of time and effort that has gone into addressing one specific problem and, particularly, as I see all of that time and effort going to waste. Tragic, really.
Fact is, once a person has commented on an online venue, one can only assume that person will move on and not return "to the scene of the crime," as it were. I believe, therefore, that all efforts in letting a certain individual know how the community at large feels regarding his presence have been ineffective. One can only imagine that this would be the best possible use of a time machine: to go back and post before the offending poster so that he or she knows that their comments are unnecessary and, indeed, unwelcome.
I now seek to address this problem.
[/soapbox]
[tldrsummary tone = "comical, hostile, bloodthirsty"]
DIE, SPINNER.
[/tldrsummary]
User Name: AsstEvlHmnRcrsDrctr
Apr 1, 2009
+4
If the answer to everything is 42, then grab your towel.
User Name: Dave4B
Apr 1, 2009
+1
Don't worry, Carol, after she's been working for the PHB for a week, she won't want the job any more.
User Name: KevinKunreuther
Apr 1, 2009
+1
1.) @ Dogbert Is God
I had the honor of losing the Texas State Fair Fletcher's Corny Dog Eating Contest to the one and only Richard LeFevre (lovingly captured on the documentary "A Fair To Remember"). The trick is to soak your dogs in your cups of water - it is allowed by IFOCE rules. In 2004, in ten minutes he broke his old record by eating eighteen corny dogs (I could only manage six).
2.) @ Dogbert Is God wrote:"Ah yoga, the answer to everything."
As Big Thought pointed out, the answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING is 42. "Yoga," is the answer to the question, "What in the name of beeswax is that strange person doing with their body?".
3.) The answer to Carol's dilemma is replace her temp with a person far less qualified for her job at twice the price ... enter Wally.
4.) Perfect name for Carol's temp nemesis - The Squid.
I had the honor of losing the Texas State Fair Fletcher's Corny Dog Eating Contest to the one and only Richard LeFevre (lovingly captured on the documentary "A Fair To Remember"). The trick is to soak your dogs in your cups of water - it is allowed by IFOCE rules. In 2004, in ten minutes he broke his old record by eating eighteen corny dogs (I could only manage six).
2.) @ Dogbert Is God wrote:"Ah yoga, the answer to everything."
As Big Thought pointed out, the answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING is 42. "Yoga," is the answer to the question, "What in the name of beeswax is that strange person doing with their body?".
3.) The answer to Carol's dilemma is replace her temp with a person far less qualified for her job at twice the price ... enter Wally.
4.) Perfect name for Carol's temp nemesis - The Squid.
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