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Oct 30, 2009
It's the fight or flight response.
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Apr 11, 2009
Dilbert finally caught on to the hole science based elevator speech thing. I know he will mess it up somehow because the comic always resets to Dilbert’s norm.
Apr 11, 2009
Yay! Go Evolution!
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Apr 10, 2009
You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.
Apr 10, 2009
Yo Kevin,

You're probably right. Dilbert has no doubt had enough negative experience to stifle his Darwinian reactions. Another way to short circuit Darwin is get a vasectomy; that way if he loses his job and has to move in with Mom, he won't have to bring the budding dynasty with him.
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