STRIP FOR Apr 10, 2009
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User Name: tessla
Apr 11, 2009
0
Dilbert finally caught on to the hole science based elevator speech thing. I know he will mess it up somehow because the comic always resets to Dilbert’s norm.
User Name: shaslam
Apr 10, 2009
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You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).
You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.
You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:
"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:
"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".
He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.
You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.
You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:
"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:
"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".
He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.
User Name: normbear
Apr 10, 2009
0
Yo Kevin,
You're probably right. Dilbert has no doubt had enough negative experience to stifle his Darwinian reactions. Another way to short circuit Darwin is get a vasectomy; that way if he loses his job and has to move in with Mom, he won't have to bring the budding dynasty with him.
You're probably right. Dilbert has no doubt had enough negative experience to stifle his Darwinian reactions. Another way to short circuit Darwin is get a vasectomy; that way if he loses his job and has to move in with Mom, he won't have to bring the budding dynasty with him.
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