STRIP FOR Apr 10, 2009

OKAY! I am really getting super super annoyed at the obscene word filter. If the webmaster will not fix or amend it, at least present a list of what words or letters are considered bad so we won't use them in our postings, okay?

@normbear

Dilbert has struck out or been abused in relationships so often, I'm inclined to believe he would not trust his luck if !$%*!$%*!$%*! deemed him desirable. He'll accept the face value of facts, outward behaviors, etc., but never trust such barometers or bellweathers until the female ardent pursuer is atop him in the middle of the c o c k t a i l party, procreating the next in line to the Dilbert dynasty.

The fact that her palms are sweaty and her heart pounding should have Dilbert's palms sweaty and his heart pounding; Darwin cuts both ways. We're all pink robots, but is there an advantage in knowing we are? I think awareness alters the algorithm.

Now there's a story arc - attractive unattached women with their Darwinian clocks ticking start finding themselves attracted to Dilbert and have to decide whether 'tis better to mate or throw themselves under a passing city bus.