Strips

Wrong way to go Dilbert. You should use the memo to enact a lawsuit claming that your company is casing you to develop emotional anxiety and thus must keep you on the payroll give you a generous financial compensation and discontinue all abusive policies or management will pay with their careers. I mean who could ever get a job when you’re a high priority target of sue happy employees? Just one example of using absurd logic to kill company abuse and keep your job at the same time.

Wait a minute...where are they putting their pencils?

Also, Wally looks a bit like a paramecium without a shirt. I guess not having a neck helps!

Wouldn't it be more likely to be scared shoeless or pantless than shirtless?

As in, jumping so high by reflex when hearing bad news that you leave your shoes & pants behind.

I admit, using shirt instead of the naughty word has it's own humor.