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Apr 18, 2009
So, did Scott Adams forget about this important date?
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Apr 17, 2009
Isn't this Dilbert's 20th birthday? The first strip on "Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons" is dated 4-16-1989.
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Apr 16, 2009
Google Chrome sux Kakman.
Apr 16, 2009
But I don't wanna be eaten by a cannibal!
Apr 16, 2009
There's no need to fear!
The Company Economist is here!
Don't worry about pesky cannib'l
I'll ward any off with this poison pill
Your nest egg will not e'er break
If my advice you surely take
Invest your cash in land and ammo
When hell breaks loose - blammo-whammo
Defend your grubstake with a few personal armed tanks
A couple of nukes, no, no, no need for thanks
hello, hello, I must be going goodbye
I spy the apocalypse and a mushroom cloud rising in the sky
So it's one two three and hip hip hooray
Adios civilization, anarchy's here to stayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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