There's no need to fear!
The Company Economist is here!
Don't worry about pesky cannib'l
I'll ward any off with this poison pill
Your nest egg will not e'er break
If my advice you surely take
Invest your cash in land and ammo
When hell breaks loose - blammo-whammo
Defend your grubstake with a few personal armed tanks
A couple of nukes, no, no, no need for thanks
hello, hello, I must be going goodbye
I spy the apocalypse and a mushroom cloud rising in the sky
So it's one two three and hip hip hooray
Adios civilization, anarchy's here to stayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
hee, hee, hee - I like this new character he's like Wally Cox but with pointy hair (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2640190728_ec6c274ac0.jpg). If you animate this strip, please have voice guy make him sound like Underdog.
Abandon Internet Explorer. Use Chrome, Firefox or Sea Monkey (Opera is real good, but some websites have problems rendering). Use ad block extensions. And click on an ad in dilbert.com now and again, it won't kill you.
There are something like 5 ads on this site, one of which that obscures the comic. I have no objection to any ad individually. In fact, I click on them occasionally (3-5x/month) in order to show support. However, I draw the line at the one that obscures the comic.
Thank you for telling me about www.dilbert.com/fast. I will now use that if the other ads are taken away by sometime next week. Huge help.
Look, guys! Even Scott's web site has to make a buck, and since SO many of us are reading papers no longer, he has to get advertisers to put their ads here. If you subscribe to a paper, great! For those of us who opt not to read a paper or for whom reading the paper is part of his or her morning ritual, we really can't complain about the ads. Everyone needs to make some coin.