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Nov 29, 2014
Just proves that religion isn't stupid, but religious people are.
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May 12, 2009
The newspaper made this too small for me to notice the smell lines, so I find this much funnier online. I may have to take up a collection for my own supervisors later on.
May 11, 2009
Once our ranks started filling with people from Eastern Asia a few years back. My last group had someone from every religion and country. I was waiting for the two guys from Pakistan to gang up on the poor fellow from India about borders differences, but the saving grace was they were the same religion. The two Indian guys did not get along because of religion differences and it almost came to blows a few times.

I used to feel sorry for the old balding white guy at work (me). Always worrying about being the "usual suspect" when management needs to feel better about themselves. We now have the Asok's of the world to pummel and blame everything on.
May 10, 2009
This one reminded me of a joke I have heard on an Indian female politician named Jayalalitha (one fat crook she is!). It went something like this -

A guy has been stuck in a huge traffic snarl on a highway and another guy comes by and says - "Jayalalitha has put herself in the middle of the road and she is threatening to set herself ablaze unless the Income Tax department drops charges of disproportionate assets against her and rolls back the fines. Hence, I am collecting funds on her behalf."
To this our guy replies - "So how much have you collected so far?"
The other guy replies - "So far...15 litres of gasoline!".

And poor Asok, don't know how much more humiliation he will have to go through in the US of A...[:)]
May 5, 2009
Ah, nice. A perfect example of what'd happen here if our boss asked us to do that.

...Yanno, I don't even know the MONTH of her birthday.
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