Ok.... 4 pages of comments and no one mentions that Topper seems to be making good on one of his outlandish claims? For once, when we all thought it was all b.s.? Ah well... one of the constants of the universe, l guess...
"Who needs mittens?" was the perfect way to end this. I started laughing out loud in my tiny closet of a workspace and the people around me were perturbed. Well done, good sir!