Yesterday, my boss was leaning on my desk, giving me a "friendly" lecture about how to use intelligence and common sense in the work place. About thirty seconds in to this mascaraed, he spills the hot coffee he was sipping on directly onto his crotch. It was difficult keeping a straight face after he exclaimed "Damn that's hot!" and attempted to ease the pain by applying pressure to the injured area.
Of course he is a lawyer, and his concern is more for his workload than for any moral or ethical issue. I should have recognized him by his suspenders. Thanks.