@ mbh - Or alternatively, he needs to meet a female Dilbert, a Filbert if you will who thinks he's perfect as he is. Of course, it wouldn't last, he'd probably end up fed up with being out-geeked all the time.
If Scott ever decided to finish the Dilbert cartoons (please NO!) he could have Dilbert hook up with a young lady who can tolerate his geekishness and see the worthy person beneath, then gradually shave the geek off turning him into a regular person...
When an engineer such as Dilbert becomes a philosopher, it seems that his current woes of his company overshadow his deficiency in dating. He is right, for inside the crazy are the spiders which are a metaphor for deceit and lies. The bad news always follows the lies hence the reason her eyes "mirror" the Ego of her soul.
Her statement is the expected rhetoric of a hopeless illogical narcissistic skeptic trying to attach meaning to life so it she can blame "it" for the problems in her life. Usually rain is a metaphor for depression and sadness, but since the majority of the world is in a drought, the rain is now leaning towards a positive meaning.
Either way, I tried to link this to face book unsuccessfully. The share button only shows people what a link to www.dilbert.com looks like, instead of a thumbnail of this wonderful strip.