I like the way Scott depicts military leaders (like in today's cartoon). They look like little men engulfed in big authoritarian hats. Seems very fitting. Good show.
First off, military spending is generally not pork, although funding a base in Leavenworth, KS, in the middle of the country, may have been a bit piggy.
Second, the soldiers shouldn't be wearing hats or helmets at all. Cover is never worn indoors.