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Jul 14, 2014
A momentous occasion on this one - 'tis the first time Scott's personal aol email that's been slotted inbetween every strip for about 16 years gets swapped out for a generic gmail one.

I really don't know why I care about this mind you, but there you go.
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Sep 4, 2013
We had a coworker who cornered a new customer rep and begin to tell stories about himself. After 5 minutes, the rep said, "Well, I know who your biggest fan is," and walked away.
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Jul 6, 2010
Dilbert: "Well, you can buy our product now, or I can send my boss back in to talk with you again."
Aug 27, 2009
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