To the two diligent grammar Nazis who posted below me: Imagine meeting a girl, like a normal girl, in REAL LIFE (I know I'm already stretching it, but bear with me), and imagine her asking, "what've you been up to tonight?" In this case, your response would be "I totally pwned the grammar in a Dilbert comic strip on dilbert.com!" Believe it or not, this would not impress her. In fact, such a statement makes vaginas dry up in terror. If you're at the point where you feel the need to try and correct the grammar of an already-published comic strip in an online comments section - or worse yet, ARGUE with another commenter about said grammar correction... It's time to take a long look in the mirror and figure some !$%* out.