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Sep 25, 2009
Unfortunately, I think Dilbert is missing the big picture here. Meetings like this are usually attended by an assortment of Wallys and PHBs. This keeps them out of circulation, allowing real work to be done in their absence. Dilbert's competence is the glue that keeps all the incompetents together in meetings. His only real task is to make sure that the cycle of unproductive meetings continues. He needs to realize that he's taking one for the team.
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Sep 25, 2009
Of course! In PHB's mind, nonsense makes sense, and viceversa, logic sounds as sheer gibberish!
Sep 25, 2009
Dilbert should have quit and come back as an expensive contractor.
Dogbert would give that advise to him one day... but Dilbert would chicken out because the economy is bad.
Sep 25, 2009
This is all too accurate.
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Sep 25, 2009
At my old job, the government guys needed to bring in ALL the contractor servants to make sure the waste was total.

Yes, there were multiple dry runs to sell faulty plans and bad spec's. All using over time as if it were free.
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