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Nov 15, 2009
I didn't know Dilbert was a germaphobe. How does he survive the business trips to Elbonia?
Nov 15, 2009
Someone has been reading too much into the broadcast email from HR about keeping yourself away from H1N1!
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Nov 15, 2009
Wow! Just like my old boss!

We would chase down sales leads and set up appointments for him to seal the deal as closer. He would insult the leads, talk bad about their companies, and even question their heritage. At the end, he would usually tell a sexist or racist joke, then ask for their business!

He still runs a company after almost 50 years. It makes me hazard a guess that people like being insulted.....
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