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Dec 19, 2009
'...BUT I HAVE MY SPAM FILTER CRANKED UP TO "TALIBAN."' - I think what he is implying here is that his spam filters are so strongly configured that they do not allow anything to bypass through them, reflecting that rigid fatwas (diktats) issued by Taliban against various types of freedom of expression.
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Dec 18, 2009
Dilbert, Alice, and everybody must love Wally for crashing the computers and never getting papers. It gives everybody an excuse!
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Dec 18, 2009
Takes me back over forty years. A friend always wore a hearing aid but it was very unreliable and everyone knew it. One day, his boss came in, spoke to him for a while, but eventually realized that not a word had been heard. He assumed the hearing aid was failing again so gave up and left. What he didn't know was that my friend had swapped the hearing aid for the ear-piece of his radio and was listening to the Test Match Cricket commentary.
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Dec 18, 2009
PHB, cmon..just hand-over the paper - with to-do task to him and see how Wally comes up with as an excuse..

Wally could have buried his hand inside the shirt and could have said his prosthetic arm fell off.
Dec 18, 2009
Gone PHB cannot assign Wally any more work.. Happy holiday-like working days Wally!!!!
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