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Jan 23, 2010
Smart companies do a survey, but 'interpret' the results the way that suits them.

Employee Satisfaction Skyrockets by 0.12
"Employee satisfaction fell 0.34, but removing employees from the division which we made redundant, rose 0.12."

Increased Management Value (Useless Management Level Renamed)
"Employees said that XYZ managers did not understand them, and developed destructive policies. We have moved XYZ managers to a new group: XYZ business leaders."

and so on for 49 pages
 
 
Jan 23, 2010
This is so funny. It just happens that we had a meeting about this same crap this week.
 
 
Jan 23, 2010
never trust catbert for he is funny but Evil and yet dogbert can kick his but anyday.
lol
 
 
 
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