Reminds me of the other strip where Wally & Dilbert tricked PHB into continuously updating his whereabouts on Twitter so that they could avoid work when he was not around...
I have quite a few friends like these, and sad to say, but 90% of them are non-engineers :)
Next: he'll die within three days if he doesn't give raises to the first fifty employees he sees. Then his superstition collides with his urge to destroy his employees and he falls down dead.