I've seen some back-to-back comments exchanged between JoeMagoo and JuggaloBert in the previous strips as well. Both look like PHB's distant cousins and I strongly suspect that they are the same person with split personality syndrome :P
People usually dont have the courage to speak of alien abduction unless it actually happened to them. I felt a little less alone this morning after reading your post. I have not told anyone else this, but I was abducted about a month ago (for a night) and I have never been the same. I found a support group that meets every Tuesday evening if you want to join us. Hope this was not too forward but I feel like we already know each other. Let me know if you want to join us (this Tuesday) the topic happens to be "Topical Implantations".
Your Brother In Abduction!