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Mar 10, 2010
Remember, "If all you have is hammer, every problem is a nail."

(No, I couldn't type that and keep a straight face!)
Mar 9, 2010
Scott: Does my company know that you are spying on them, revealing all their management secrets?
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Mar 8, 2010
God, this strip makes me so mad 'cause that's exactly how managers are at my place. "keep doing what you're doing, do whatever it takes, execute etc etc etc.
Mar 8, 2010
The correct response to an "I can replace you" statement is, "Yes, please." There is a lot to be said for walking away.
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Mar 8, 2010
All those cliches could be translated "Prove that our decision to understaff you is correct".
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