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Apr 11, 2010
Wally's statement in the last pane ("THE GREAT THING ABOUT UNIMPORTANT TASKS...) sounds as if it is coming from a messiah or something :)
Apr 5, 2010
What makes my job suck is that I have exclusively unimportant tasks, and yet there is always someone who cares about them (because they too have nothing better to do).
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Apr 4, 2010
You had me at "Fishing Village"!!!!!
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Apr 4, 2010
Precise speech makes for precise thinking. It reduces misunderstanding and incorrect assumptions. Paradoxically, its use affords even more opportunity for humor.
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Apr 3, 2010
Lots of shuttle launches are scrubbed for mechanical faults. Wally is a typical missile engineer. Missiles are like Wally: Don't work and cannot fire them.
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