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Apr 22, 2010
A real life Dilbert moment happened at work the other day...thought my fellow Dilbert enthusiasts might enjoy:

Boss: I'm taking tomorrow off
Boss: Other than coming in late and leaving early, do you have any other plans while I'm gone?
Me: Don't forget 2-hour lunches
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Apr 22, 2010
sounds like the governments optamistic spin on unemployment numbers.
Apr 22, 2010
Sometimes I think me and Dilbert work for the same company.
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Apr 22, 2010
Wally meets all the objectives set for him.
Apr 22, 2010
Something very similar was stated to the staff of my company about two meetings ago. I wish I has thought of wally's answer though !
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