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Apr 29, 2010
Nice timing, I somehow got to make my supervisor see this strip before next meeting.

Thanks for the nice strip, Scott.
 
 
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Apr 29, 2010
And in 3 months, when the project is 3 months even further behind, add 5 more people.
 
 
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Apr 29, 2010
All that you need to remember is that nine women do not birth a baby in one month.
 
 
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Apr 29, 2010
Dilbert must have got his PhD in Pessimism..I wish my boss would add two people to my project..
 
 
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Apr 29, 2010
PHB is the epitome of empire builders found in bureaucracies everywhere. Just keep adding unproductive people while building the empire which then exhibits increasing levels of dynamic inaction.

A bureaucracy (a.k.a. "the Team") does not make decisions . . . people do!
 
 
 
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