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Jun 10, 2010
I lol at all of you who haven't picked up on what Yeff means.

Jun 10, 2010
A while back, when PHB told everyone that they "have to be twice as smart to survive in this economy," Dilbert was looking forward to developing an IQ of 400 . . .

He's probably safe, though, since employee satisfaction has soared to 2% :-)
Jun 10, 2010
Eugenius, you are assuming that the satisfaction of dumb people isn't affected negatively by the presence of smart people, and also that none of the fired smart people are ever replaced.
Jun 10, 2010
What's fascinating is that in order to double the employee satisfaction rate simply by firing people, they had to lay off half of the workforce. Mathematically, that is the only way it works.
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Jun 10, 2010
I wonder which came first? did Alice say "you're safe" so thick guy replied "yeff" or did Alice hear him say Yeff, so knew he'd be safe?

If he worked out he was safe, because he was thick.... that would mean he had some intelligence at work.... (argh i'm confused, my brain hurts)....
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