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Dec 23, 2010
Wally is like a chessmaster. One that makes up rules, takes his opponents pieces, changes the game, and then declares victory while they're still wondering what happened. Wally is awesome.
Jul 5, 2010
Who's this lady and what's with the dirty yellow hair? It's supposed to be blonde or black or redheaded (which you don't normally see in a corporate office)...
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Jun 24, 2010
You all got it wrong.

Wally is obviously hard of hearing. How else can you interpret his constant mishearing/misinterpretation?
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Jun 24, 2010
Wally is unbeatable. I wish to become like him someday.
Jun 24, 2010

There is no point to start doing a mission that's impossible by defintion, like previewing a lion's pecs, so Wally thought it would be better not to start doing it at all. I bet he tried to contact her, but her phone was probably occupied that time, or there was a network cut off, or a lighting hit the building and caused a blackout...

Ah, classic Wally
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