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Jun 5, 2013
At first l misunderstood "disciplined" to mean Wally thought he had been disciplined by the guy talking to him. But of course he meant adhering strictly to his own rules.
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Jul 19, 2010
Mongobert think OldPacBellDude need to put keyboard down and back slowly away. Mongobert would still taze OldPacBellDude, but then that's how Mongobert rolls.
+9
Jul 17, 2010
OldPacBellDude - Your comment is so poorly worded that, after spending fifteen minutes trying to interpret it, the only thing I am sure of is that you must have been drunk while you wrote it.
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Jul 12, 2010
The following really works and is mandatory to make it to Dilbert yellow beltCreate aliases for every project your running. I your manager to all of them for two reasons
1) They can see how busy you look (Managers treat email as a sign of accomplishment)
2) Send the agendas & status for each to the aliases (which stops the need for weekly updates on your projects)
Then make sure to lock down the alias so your manager has to contact you to get off the alias (admit defeat). If they do ask, lie and tell them that you did. Wait until you have been asked at least 3 times before you do it.
+45
Jul 4, 2010
When my new boss got me in a room and told me in his opinion I did nothing, I simply cc.'d him all of my email responses to clients for a week. He addressed me as "sir" after that and never bothered me again. In fact I got a "thank you" for work well done at least once a week.
