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Jul 22, 2010
I would love to be Nonexistantly employed by a company...
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Jul 21, 2010
KauaiMark, wouldn't the appropriate way be:

Unimportant -> Nonexistant -> Unemployed?

Since Unimportant is an upgrade in this case....
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Jul 21, 2010
It would actually be a downgrade. Nonexistent means no action will be taken against you/your project because no one even knows it's there. It just keeps on functioning under the radar. But unimportant? Now they know about you, and you become a target. A safe target. A very vulnerable place to be. Too bad, Alice. Good luck!
Jul 21, 2010
Nonexistant -> Unimportant -> Unemployed
Jul 21, 2010
Knowing the likes of PHB, being important AND nonexistent is entirely possible...
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