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Aug 11, 2010
I know the government (army) from the inside and I can assure you nothing ever fails regardless of the test data (e.g. ballistic missile defense). If several people won't go along with the program the test results are just classified, hidden in a safe, and are never seen again (the Prophet radio frequency propagation prediction system). There is no need to fake data.
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Aug 11, 2010
Kinda like the gov't saying they've saved 700K jobs...
Aug 11, 2010
This one really cracked me up today! Anyone that has worked for the government can totally relate to this one.
Aug 11, 2010
I wonder how many games shipped with bugs had someone who decided they weren't real problems.
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Aug 11, 2010
Of cours the thing on the desk is a calculator. How else could PHB do sums in Excel?
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