At first I thought "waste of protein" was something like "waste of space" or "waste of oxygen" even "waste of shoe leather". Now you forced me to rethink it and destroyed my innocence. I have this disturbing image in my mind that I can't shake. IHATE YOU!
Sure, "douche bag" isn't exactly one of the words you can't say on TV, but you know how huffy people can get about newspaper comics. Besides, more mild words like this can frequently sound funnier than their unabashed counterparts (and doesn't the word "juice bag", in this context, just sound humorously disgusting?).
Is it just me, or is Scott getting a lot more blatant with the crude dialogue recently?
"waste of protein"
"a king needs an entire country just to wipe his..."
"$%@# *0U" (I don't have a planet key)
"totally batspit crazy"
"we all father children with other staff members; it's how we let off steam"
Or does my brain just translate everything into the worst interpretation possible?