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Dec 19, 2014
@ gamer_2k4
At first I thought "waste of protein" was something like "waste of space" or "waste of oxygen" even "waste of shoe leather". Now you forced me to rethink it and destroyed my innocence. I have this disturbing image in my mind that I can't shake. IHATE YOU!
Sep 18, 2010
Sure, "douche bag" isn't exactly one of the words you can't say on TV, but you know how huffy people can get about newspaper comics. Besides, more mild words like this can frequently sound funnier than their unabashed counterparts (and doesn't the word "juice bag", in this context, just sound humorously disgusting?).
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Aug 17, 2010
Is it just me, or is Scott getting a lot more blatant with the crude dialogue recently?

"juice bag"
"waste of protein"
"a king needs an entire country just to wipe his..."
"$%@# *0U" (I don't have a planet key)
"totally batspit crazy"
"partnerless loving"
"we all father children with other staff members; it's how we let off steam"

Or does my brain just translate everything into the worst interpretation possible?
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Aug 17, 2010
A black turtleneck and old man jeans? You must admit, that sounds mightly comfortable. I'm jealous of PHB.
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Aug 17, 2010
"Juice bag" ?

Come on, Scott, why not just add a "shut the front door" or some other stupid "safe" replacement for what people REALLY say.

It's not even like "douche bag" is something that would be censored anyway.
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