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Aug 23, 2010
Wally is just getting ready to make sure the newspaper doesn't land in his coffee.
 
 
Aug 22, 2010
I cannot remember Wally raising his eyebrows at anything. I'm sure someone will refer me to a past strip, if he has. And thus, we'll either think you have a great memory...or...no life outside of here :p
 
 
Aug 22, 2010
COLE
I want to tell you my secret now.

Malcolm blinks very slowly.

MALCOLM
Okay.

Cole takes an eternal pause. A silent tension engulfs them both.

COLE
...I see people.

Malcolm just gazes quietly.

COLE
I see dumb people... Some of them
scare me.

Beat.

MALCOLM
In your dreams?

Cole shakes his head, "No."

MALCOLM
When you're awake?

Cole nods, "Yes."

MALCOLM
Dead people, like in special ed
classes and gas stations.

COLE
No, walking around, like regular
people... Some of them don't know
they're dumb.
 
 
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Aug 22, 2010
Engineers are only noticed when their designs fail and lawyers are looking for someone to sue.
 
 
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Aug 22, 2010
Title for this strip: "I see engineers".
 
 
 
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