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Oct 3, 2010
Hah, this has happend to me a couple of times!
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Oct 3, 2010
Is it Enhanced or Advanced? I can't support it until we are clear on this.
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Oct 3, 2010
The way I try to deal with this is as follows:

Moron: Will you be using an Enhanced Assessment Methodology?
Me: Yes, I'll be very happy to do that; which methodology do you prefer?

I don't care if the moron looks downright stupid since I don't aspire to management anyway.
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Oct 3, 2010
Ohhhhh, that's a towel he's wearing!

I thought it was sackcloth!
Oct 3, 2010
Buzzword people :( I wish we could crush them then and there in the presentation (we don't do because it wouldn't look good), and these people always get some supporters in the meeting. Anyways, I don't think our Dilbert needs to go as far as soul washing due to of some idiots.
One of the nicest strip. Five stars.
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