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Oct 16, 2010
I can't remember where I heard this (or something like it): "The secret to forming a good relationship is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made..."
 
 
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Oct 15, 2010
I had to go to one of these meetings years ago. At the end of the meeting the top boss used his own ideas and 5 hours of everyone else's input was thrown into the trashcan. Six months later that boss was replaced due to his ideas that costed the company even more customers.
 
 
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Oct 15, 2010
And then perhaps some employee will point out that the word "lie" is embedded in the word believe.....
 
 
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Oct 15, 2010
And integrity was a promise.
 
 
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Oct 15, 2010
I do not recall where my boss ever told anyone to lie. "Lie" was always a back-ground noise.
 
 
 
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